Imigration Billl

«The US govt. is conspiring against our liberties when it goes to Congress to debate the next bill on immigration.
The Bush administration trying to stop such barbarie and restore the moral values and virtues of the American dream. The house will make sure that the only thing that is hotter than Latino women is Tabasco sauce. They may even consider «Escandalo tv’s» Charityn Goico (herself a certified MILF) and Univision’s Barbara Bermudo, terrorist objects, given the claims that several hundred thousand overweight American men were found dead with a smile, after watching Mrs Goico on telefutura’s network. Even Alan Specter has call on Tommy Motola to testify before the commission for marrying the Bomb Thalia, herself completely banned by the way, in the state of UTAH for indecent exposure of luscious lips.

Homeland security has issued and important study where it signals that the Mexican, Venezuelan and Colombian governments via the Univision and Telemundo networks are controlling the minds of decent American viewers by showing hot steamy telenovelas on prime time, filled with knockouts like Alicia Machado and Sofia Vergara. DHS claims that while we are glued to the TV’s watching the voluptuous beauties, hordes of Mexicans are crossing the border to cut our lawns and keep our picket fences.
We also learnt that the some Americans are in fact asking the president to bring back morality and fashion some decency to normal levels. The city of Whitetrash in OHIO saw yesterday a demonstration of several hundred fat white women asking for the govt to stop the illegal crossing of beauties such as Salma Hayek and Jessica Alba, arguing that, while they are spending millions in plastic surgery, thus helping the economy, these latino beauties «starve» themselves with taco salad diets and guava juice so they can look good and @!#$. Of course we find these allegations completely fabricated.

CNN correspondent Lou Dobbs is in Cancun now making sure that such aggressions stop and in his plight, he is willing to interview statuesque hotties Kate del Castillo and Patty Monterola.

We call for every voter in America to stop this nonsense and explain to your congressman that our constitutional rights are at stake. We can cut our lawns that’s true, but we can’t do it while «primer impacto» is on. That’s why we need Pedro, Pancho and Poncho to do it. Grant them legality, lets keep our freedom.»